This is so you know the sound
Of someone who loves you from the ground
Tonight you’re not alone at all
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
SO LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER RANDOMLY SAID “IS IT ‘OPEN SESAME’ OR ‘OPEN SAYS ME’” AND I AM REALLY CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
STOP RUINING MY LIFE
remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"
Me: 2+2= four
White girl: fou’re**
You mean sick ass lightning tattoos
Best description I’ve ever heard
"I was just talkin’ to you, and uh suddenly a guy fell out of the sky.”
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"